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SCENE ONE |
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The audience chamber in the palace of the Emperor—a spacious, high-ceilinged room with bare, whitewashed walls. The floor is of white tiles. In the rear, to the left of center, a wide archway giving out on a portico with white pillars. The palace is evidently situated on high ground for beyond the portico nothing can be seen but a vista of distant hills, their summits crowned with thick groves of palm trees. In the right wall, center, a smaller arched doorway leading to the living quarters of the palace. The room is bare of furniture with the exception of one huge chair made of uncut wood which stands at center, its back to rear. This is very apparently the Emperor's throne. It is painted a dazzling, eye-smiting scarlet. There is a brilliant orange cushion on the seat and another smaller one is placed on the floor to serve as a footstool. Strips of matting, dyed scarlet, lead from the foot of the throne to the two entrances. |
| It is late afternoon but the sunlight still blazes yellowly beyond the portico and there is an oppressive burden of exhausting heat in the air. |
| As the curtain rises, a native negro woman sneaks in cautiously from the entrance on the right. She is very old, dressed in cheap calico, bare-footed, a red bandana handkerchief covering all but a few stray wisps of white hair. A bundle bound in colored cloth is carried over her shoulder on a stick. She hesitates beside the doorway, peering back as if in extreme dread of being discovered. Then she begins to glide noiselessly, a step at a time, toward the doorway in the rear. At this moment, Smithers appears beneath the portico. |
| Smithers is a tall, stoop-shouldered man about forty. His bald head, perched on a long neck with an enormous Adam's apple, looks like an egg. The tropics have tanned his naturally pasty face with its small, sharp features to a sickly yellow, and native rum has painted his pointed nose to a startling red. His little, washy-blue eyes are red-rimmed and dart about him like a ferret's. His expression is one of unscrupulous meanness, cowardly and dangerous. He is dressed in a worn riding suit of dirty white drill, puttees, spurs, and wears a white cork helmet. A cartridge belt with an automatic revolver is around his waist. He carries a riding whip in his hand. He sees the woman and stops to watch her suspiciously. Then, making up his mind, he steps quickly on tiptoe into the room. The woman, looking back over her shoulder continually, does not see him until it is too late. When she does Smithers springs forward and grabs her firmly by the shoulder. She struggles to get away, fiercely but silently. |
| SMITHERS—(tightening his grasp—roughly) Easy! None o' that, me birdie. You can't wriggle out now I got me 'ooks on yer. |
| WOMAN—(seeing the uselessness of struggling, gives way to frantic terror, and sinks to the ground, embracing his knees supplicatingly) No tell him! No tell him, Mister! |
| SMITHERS—(with great curiosity) Tell 'im? (then scornfully) Oh, you mean 'is bloomin' Majesty. What's the gaime, any 'ow? What you sneakin' away for? Been stealin' a bit, I s'pose. (He taps her bundle with his riding whip significantly.) |
| WOMAN—(shaking her head vehemently) No, me no steal. |
| SMITHERS—Bloody liar! But tell me what's up. There's somethin' funny goin' on. I smelled it in the air first thing I got up this mornin'. You blacks are up to some devilment. This palace of 'is is like a bleedin' tomb. Where's all the 'ands? (The woman keeps sullenly silent. Smithers raises his whip threateningly.) Ow, yer won't, won't yer? I'll show yer what's what. |
| WOMAN—(coweringly) I tell, Mister. You no hit. They go—all go. (She makes a sweeping gesture toward the hills in the distance.) |
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SMITHERS—Run
away—
to the 'ills? |
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WOMAN—Yes, Mister.
Him Emperor—great Father. (She |
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SMITHERS—(his
astonishment giving way to an immense, |
| WOMAN—Yes. Him sleep. |
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SMITHERS—'E's bound
to find out soon as wakes up. 'E's cunnin' |
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(Jones enters from the
right. He is a tall, powerfully-built, |
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JONES—(not seeing
anyone—greatly irritated and blinking |
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SMITHERS—(showing
himself—in a manner half-afraid |
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JONES—(putting on his
suavest manner, which fails to |
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SMITHERS—(coming
close to enjoy his discomfiture) |
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JONES—(coldly) Funny?
No. I ain't perceived nothin' |
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SMITHERS—Then yer
ain't so foxy as I thought yer was. Where's |
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JONES—(imperturbably)
where dey mostly runs to minute |
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SMITHERS—(stung but
pretending indifference—with |
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JONES—(contemptuously)
Yo' business! |
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SMITHERS—(imprudently
enraged) Gawd blimey, you was |
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JONES—(his hand going
to his revolver like a flash—menacingly) |
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SMITHERS—(in a
cowardly whine) No 'arm meant, old |
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JONES—(condescendingly) I accepts
yo' apology. (lets |
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SMITHERS—Well,
blimey, I give yer a start, didn't I—when |
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JONES—No, you didn't
have no s'cuse to look down on me fo' |
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SMITHERS—(furiously)
It's a lie! (then trying |
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JONES—Dey's some
tings I ain't got to be tole. I kin see |
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SMITHERS—(with
curiosity) And I bet you got yer pile |
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JONES—(with
satisfaction) I sho' has! And it's in |
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SMITHERS—(grinning)
But, meanin' no 'arm, you been |
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JONES—(chuckling) No,
dey ain't all dry yet. I'se |
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SMITHERS—(smiling at
his secret thought) They're |
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JONES—Ain't r de
Emperor? De laws don't go for him. (judicially) |
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SMITHERS—(unable to
repress the genuine admiration of |
| JONES—(severely) Luck? What you mean—luck? |
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SMITHERS—I suppose
you'll say as that swank about the silver |
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JONES—(with a
laugh)
Oh, dat silver bullet! Sho' |
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SMITHERS—You said
yer'd got a charm so's no lead bullet'd |
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JONES—(proudly) I got
brains and I uses 'em quick. |
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SMITHERS—Yer know
they wasn't 'ardly likely to get no silver |
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JONES—(laughing) And
dere all dem fool, bush niggers |
| SMITHERS—(with a sniff) Yankee bluff done it. |
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JONES—Ain't a man's
talkin' big what makes him big-long |
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SMITHERS—(flushing)
Never mind about me. What's this |
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JONES—It's
playin'
out my bluff. I has de silver bullet |
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SMITHERS—(astonished)
Then you 'ad it made—'onest? |
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JONES—Sho' did. Heah
she he. (He takes out his revolver, |
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SMITHERS—Let me see.
(reaches out his hand for it) |
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JONES—(harshly) Keep
yo' hands whar dey b'long, white |
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SMITHERS—(snarling)
Gawd Nimey! Mink I'm a bleedin' |
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JONES—No, 'tain't dat.
I knows you 'se scared to steal from |
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SMITHERS—(sneering) A
bloomin' charm, wot? (venomously) |
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JONES—(judicially)
Oh, I'se good for six months yit |
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SMITHERS—Ho! You got
it all planned, ain't yer? |
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JONES—I ain't no
fool. I knows dis Emperor's time is sho't. |
| SMITHERS—Where to? |
| JONES—None o' yo' business. |
| SMITHERS—Not back to the bloody States, I'll lay my oath. |
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JONES—(suspiciously)
Why don't I? (then with an |
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SMITHERS—(skeptically) Ho, yes! |
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JONES—(sharply) You
ain't 'sinuatin' I'se a liar, |
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SMITHERS—(hastily)
No, Gawd strike me! I was only |
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JONES—(angered) How
come dey're lies? |
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SMITHERS—You'd
'ave
been in jail, if you 'ad, wouldn't yer |
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JONES—(with cool
deadliness) You mean lynchin' 'd |
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SMITHERS—(trying to
force a laugh) I was on'y spoofin' |
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JONES—(in the same
tone—slightly boastful) Maybe |
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SMITHERS—(terrified)
Think I'd peach on yer? Not |
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JONES—(suddenly
relaxing) Sho' you has—and you |
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SMITHERS—(recovering
his composure—and with it his |
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JONES—Go ahead! Shoot
de piece. Must be bad news from de |
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SMITHERS—(warningly)
Maybe it's gettin' time for |
| JONES—(puzzled) What's dat you say? Talk plain. |
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SMITHERS—Ain't
noticed any of the guards or servants about |
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JONES—(carelessly)
Dey're all out in de garden sleepin' |
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SMITHERS—(in the same
mocking tone) Ring the bell |
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JONES—(startled to
alertness, but preserving the same |
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SMITHERS—(watching
him with malicious satisfaction, |
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JONES—(in a sudden
fit of anger flings the bell clattering |
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SMITHERS—(with real
admiration) Blimey, but you're |
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JONES—No use'n fussin'.
When I knows de game's up I kisses |
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SMITHERS—Yes—every
bleedin' man jack of 'em. |
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JONES—Den de
revolution is at de post. And de Emperor better |
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SMITHERS—Goin' out to
look for your 'orse? Yer won't find |
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JONES—(alarmed for a
second, scratches his head, then |
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SMITHERS—Don't be so
bloomin' sure of it. They'll be after |
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JONES—(scornfully)
Dat fool no-count nigger! Does |
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SMITHERS—You'll
'ave
to cut through the big forest—an' |
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JONES—(with indignant
scorn) Look-a-heah, white man! |
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SMITHERS—(maliciously) But s'posin' somethin' 'appens |
| JONES—(decisively) Dey don't—dat's de answer. |
| SMITHERS—But, just for argyment's sake—what'd you do? |
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JONES—(frowning) I'se
got five lead bullets in dis |
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SMITHERS—(jeeringly)
Ho, I was fergettin' that silver |
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JONES—(gloomily) You
kin bet yo' whole roll on one |
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SMITHERS—(with a mean
grin) For you. That means the |
| JONES—Cer'mony? What cer'mony? |
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SMITHERS—The blacks
is 'oldin' a bloody meetin', 'avin' |
| JONES—Let dem! Dey'll sho' need it! |
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SMITHERS—And they're
there 'oldin' their 'eathen religious |
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JONES—(a tiny bit
awed and shaken in spite of himself) |
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SMITHERS—(scenting
the other's feeling—maliciously) |
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JONES—(with a
contemptuous sniff) I ain't no chicken-liver |
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SMITHERS—Ho! You 'aven't
give much 'eed to your Baptist |
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JONES—(vehemently) I
pretends to! Sho' I pretends! |
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SMITHERS—Not me, you
won't. Well, I wouldn't be in yer bloody |
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JONES—(contemptuously) You're de frightenedest man |
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SMITHERS—(maliciously) Give my regards to any ghosts |
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JONES—(grinning) If
dat ghost got money, I'll tell |
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SMITHERS—(flattered)
Garn! (then curiously) |
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JONES—I travels light
when I wants to move fast. And I got |
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SMITHERS—(gratefully)
Righto—and thanks ter yer. |
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JONES—Does
you think I'd slink out de back door like a common |
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SMITHERS—(looks after
him with a puzzled admiration) (Curtain) |
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